Loner loser

The more time I spend with myself the more my ego has grown. It's really fascinating. I've also started reading again. I've been reading Party of One: The Loner's Manifesto.

Such a cute sheep! But all alone. Poor, poor lamb.

It's a pretty interesting book, especially when it goes into famous loners. But I guess I'm not really a loner because I don't particularly enjoy being alone for long periods of time and I suppose I can say that I have friends and family that I constantly spend time with. Which is sad, because I kind of wanted to be able to say that I'm a loner because it sounds infinitely better than my saying that I'm a loser, which is true. Or fine, I suppose I should say I'm a not-so-closeted geek.

In two years, I'll graduate from college and will be expected to either continue my education or join the work force. I mean, can I really handle such responsibility? I think my future occupation will be "bum." But, it's at times like these that I love to remember Elle Woods. That's right, my inspiration is a fictional character. But, she's a fictional character that got a 179 on her LSATs, attended Harvard Law, and wore pink.

One day I'll be just like her! Except for the whole being blonde thing.

That's right! If Elle Woods can succeed in life, so can I! That's right, I'm also insane!!